If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
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