You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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