doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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