no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
So many bounce houses so little time
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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