I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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