Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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