I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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