Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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