How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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