News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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