she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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