It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Randomize
