Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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