Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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