I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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