.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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