How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He screamed for everyone to hide, unplugged the music, then talked to the cop. Last I saw he was high fiving him...
He's the fucking cop whisperer.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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