I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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