Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
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