so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
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