we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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