ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
i told her she would have to blow me everytime we lost a game of beer pong, she never noticed i purposely hit our opponents in the face every other shot
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
