chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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