my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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