If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
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