I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Well supposedly when the cops came, they say I tried to get them in a conga line like Jim Carrey in The Mask. So....yea
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
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