The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You are telling me my dick tastes like a taco supreme?
I'm saying this "taco supreme" tastes like your dick.
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