Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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