No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Turns out I wasn't throwing up blood, I just threw up so hard it ripped my tonsils. Thank you Jameson.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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