yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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