SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
do you still have a key to my apartment? Without going into too much detail locked myself out naked on the patio, currently using a deck cushion to cover myself so kids walking home from school dont see me
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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