Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
Dude...itll be a youre-still-a-dick-but-a-hot-one-angry-hate-evil-spite kinda fuck. This is acceptable.
Randomize
