awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
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