he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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