just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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