Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
How did i spend $200 last night?
Every time you went to get me a drink, you also came back with shots. Then you fell down the steps.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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