Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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