Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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