Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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