it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I almost hooked up with this girl last night. she had a tattoo of a cardinal next to her cooter. said it reminded her of her grandpa
I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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