I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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