I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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