You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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