best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Dick very happy bro
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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