It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
Ya I got a cut on my head from the toilet seat last time I drank there.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
I'm trimming my pubes right now and the battery was wearing down. So I chose to only trim one side. I cut the right side down and now I look like pubic two-face. Right all trim and near and left like a caveman.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
