Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
the day after is always just damage control
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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