Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
Do one night stands count towards my number?
Yes. A penis is a penis
Even bad ones?
YES.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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