girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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