That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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