Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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