Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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