I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
After last night, I could never be a politician.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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