I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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